Happy Birthday: F*ck you!
Happy Birthday: F*ck you!
Happy Birthday Dear F*ckWOD!
Happy Birthday: F*ck you!.

We had twins at our hash,
We had twins at our hash,
Doublemint, Wonder, and Siamese,
We had twins at our hash.

Chalk talk made no sense,
Chalk talk made no sense,
The hares made up random checks,
Chalk talk made no sense.

Down a hill to the woods,
Down a hill to the woods,
First Beer Near in the woods,
Down a hill to the woods.

Some people fell in the creek,
Some people fell in the creek,
And by some people I mean F*ckWOD,
Some people fell in a creek.

Through the shiggy we ran,
Through the shiggy we ran,
To the Jameson Shot Check,
Through the shiggy we ran.

It was getting quite dark,
It was getting quite dark,
As we wheelbarrowed twins,
It was getting quite dark.

Yes some people ran up a hill,
Yes some people ran up a hill,
Just to roll back down a hill,
Yes some people ran up a hill.

Games at the second Beer Near,
Games at the second Beer Near,
Whipped cream and bubble gum,
Games at the second Beer Near.

A shitty trail was set,
A shitty trail was set,
You should never trust Tweedle,
A shitty trail was set.

Virgins came to our hash
Virgins came to our hash
Hello baby, Dear Virgins
Virgins came to our hash

Accusations were made,
Accusations were made,
No twins, racists and Tweedles,
Accusations were made.

(deep breath here)

Just Susan and Just Becca are gone,
Just Susan and Just Becca are gone,
Hello Deep in the South and Anne Frank Spank,
Just Susan and Just Becca are gone.

The hash went in peace,
The hash went in peace,
To get a piece at Pizza Man,
The hash went in peace.

Respectfully submitted,
Respectfully submitted,
By Came with a Fake Name,
Respectfully submitted.