To be sung to the tune of “When Johnny Comes Marching Home”

I
The frozen Half Minds hashed the Mall
Hoorah
Hoorah!

The frozen Half Minds hashed the Mall
Hoorah
Hoorah!

They followed red ribbon and tape that’s white
For nobody wanted frostbite!

The frozen half minds hashed the Mall!

II
They drank shitty beer in the parking lot!
Hoorah
Hoorah!

They drank shitty beer in the parking lot!
Hoorah
Hoorah!

It was too cold for games or tricks
So they just drank and drew pics of dicks!

They drank shitty beer in the parking lot!

III
On the trail wankers got lost.
Hoorah
Hoorah!

On the trail wankers got lost.
Hoorah
Hoorah!

Some of the hashers got lost and confused
Due to the amount of alcohol abused!

On the trail wankers got lost!

IV
At Dave and Busters good beer was had!
Hoorah
Hoorah!

At Dave and Busters good beer was had!
Hoorah
Hoorah!

Everyone was served at least a pint
and going down it just felt so right!

At Dave and Busters good beer was had!

V
The on after was a fine dining affair
Hoorah
Hoorah!

The on after was a fine dining affair
Hoorah
Hoorah!

Really good food, nice and styled
The perfect place for hashers to defile

The on after was a fine dining affair

Respectfully submitted,
Bumper Thumper