Today’s rehash is sung to the tune of Gilligan’s Island theme song (view here:

Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trail
That started from this marina
Nearby a lot of ships

Just Keith was a mighty sailing man
PA was brave and sure
Led hashers to the trail that day
For a two mile run (a two mile run)

As the pack started spreading out
The DFLs were lost
As their hope was fading, look up ahead!
The beer near in the swamp (the beer near in the swamp)

The pack sat down on the shore of this uncharted swampy lake
Cum Fu Fister
With her floaties
Just Ezra too took a dive
Back on the shore
Just Rick told jokes and Slippy sang
As beers were tossed right back

Continue the tale of the half-minded
They ran for a long, long time
Try’ng to keep up with Just Duncan
On an old green bridge

As PCP was close to done
A surprise for all to see
Beer stashed in a boat at the dock
Near the inviting water’s edge

Now Turtle, now Doggie, now Just Kim
And a reluctant Pleasantly
Jumped right into the water
As Just Matt almost dies

On-On to circle went the kennel
Being kicked out of their spot
All freezing in the parking lot
Here at Monday’s hash

Not to the same tune but should be included, there were two namings:
Just Scott: Upper Decker Wrecker
Just Keith: Captain Cock Cummander

Respectfully submitted,
Slip and Swallow