To be sung to the tune of Love and Marriage by Frank Sinatra:
Love and Down-Downs, Love and Down-Downs
Go together like hashing and downtown
This I tell you mother, its not your “ass” dad wants its the otherLove and Down-Downs, Love and Down-Downs
Cum in quickly or the alarm will surely sound.
Ask the local sorority and they will say its “like,totally”Hares, hares tried to illustrate them… in this procession
Vir…gins trail and they have only cum …
to mass confusion.Love and marriage, love and marriage.
Go together like Professor Average
A formal group like no other. You cant just cum,
You cant just cum,
You cant just cum without your lover.
AMEN
Respectfully submitted,
Cum Fu Fister