Rehash #182: It’s really f*ing cold

To be sung to the tune of “When Johnny Comes Marching Home” I The frozen Half Minds hashed the Mall Hoorah Hoorah! The frozen Half Minds hashed the Mall Hoorah Hoorah! They followed red ribbon and tape that’s white For nobody wanted frostbite! The frozen half minds...

Rehash #173: The 3rd Anal MAD Ho! Ho? Who you calling a Ho?

On-On the twelfth day of Hashmas, the MAD Ho gave to me a bunch of Creepy Santas On-On the eleventh day of Hashmas, the MAD Ho gave to me some really Sketchy Elves On-On the tenth day of Hashmas, the MAD Ho gave a Reindeer on a Boob On-On the ninth day of Hashmas, the...

Rehash #172: A Golden Fleshball Wedding

Golden Snowball and Fleshlight were united in unholy hashimony during a 1:69 HST outdoor ceremony at Green Lakes State Park at SOH4 Trail 172. The double-handcuff ceremony was officiated by the dishonorable Pastorbator. The bride was presented by her totally jacked...

Rehash #169: Trail 169 on Friday the 13th

Gather round, all you children, and sit close by me, as I tell the story of the sordid affairs of the Friday the 13th 169th SOH4 Hash, that took place this 13th of November, 2015. Imagine you find yourself in the middle of a dark parking lot on a chilly November...