Rehash #162: Jammie Jam (aka Putting Mondays to Bed)

Once upon a time, a bunch of half-minds showed up at Stones Marina in order to run around in their pajamas. It took a few of them a couple of tries to find the place but once they did, shit really hit the fan. It took three hares; Wet Nurse, Tri Anything, and Chick...

Rehash for the Third Anal SOH4 Red Dress Run

(Note this is being provided unedited so as to preserve the fullness of spirit of the Tweedle who wrote it.) I figure that leaky mind of a tweedle, twerked out on twerking and being lost in the urban jungle whilst soliciting locals with naught but 1. a barely b-cup 2....

Rehash #152: A Britney Bitch Birthday Bash

TRAIL 152: It’s a Britney Bitch Birthday Bash! Hared by UC, Camel, and Britney Spears in spirit. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I think they did it again They made you believe the hares were your friends Oh baby It might seem like a run...

Rehash #147: Red, White and Blue Thy Neighbor

Sung to the tune of “America the Beautiful” RWB Love thy brother… Sexually O beautiful well floured trail For nice cold beer on ice For shiggy hilly majesty Above the town of fabius Oh highland park Oh highland park Some wankers peed on trail But all...