Re-rehash #19: April Fool’s Day 2013

Sit down with a beer(or twelve) and let me tell you about a trail set by a man called Pleasantly Average and maybe Kickstand.Set a trail on April fools day near Onondaga hill,Hashers were we and thirsty we were,Running shiggy trail across the land.We were On-On, true...

Rehash #186: Leap Year Hash

It’s the end of trail and the cops are watching us from across Shop City plaza. It’s the second time we’ve seen the cops tonight so instead of pressing our luck, it’s time for a 30 second circle. I splash a little PBR in all welcoming vessels—”You’re stupid, you’re...

Rehash #182: It’s really f*ing cold

To be sung to the tune of “When Johnny Comes Marching Home” I The frozen Half Minds hashed the Mall Hoorah Hoorah! The frozen Half Minds hashed the Mall Hoorah Hoorah! They followed red ribbon and tape that’s white For nobody wanted frostbite! The frozen half minds...

Rehash #173: The 3rd Anal MAD Ho! Ho? Who you calling a Ho?

On-On the twelfth day of Hashmas, the MAD Ho gave to me a bunch of Creepy Santas On-On the eleventh day of Hashmas, the MAD Ho gave to me some really Sketchy Elves On-On the tenth day of Hashmas, the MAD Ho gave a Reindeer on a Boob On-On the ninth day of Hashmas, the...

Rehash #172: A Golden Fleshball Wedding

Golden Snowball and Fleshlight were united in unholy hashimony during a 1:69 HST outdoor ceremony at Green Lakes State Park at SOH4 Trail 172. The double-handcuff ceremony was officiated by the dishonorable Pastorbator. The bride was presented by her totally jacked...