Trail #381: Holiday Hobo Hash (2018 edition)


Saturday - December 15, 2018 - 2:09 pm

Have fun at Krampus? Still hungover? Ready for more holiday hash trail shenanigans? Cum in your grungiest, cheeriest holiday hobo garb- cummando and flesh flaps will bring you on a hashy hobo tour of Syracuse. Shiggy trail, good beer, shitty hash games, shitty beer, and ugly hash views to follow.   May be cummando-length trail with Tough/easy options or not. Probably no stairs or uphills(maybe) everything will be ugly, moist and cold-just like the hobo you huddle with in the fright-car this transient season.

On after-cummando and fleshy host a hashy hobo holiday party with two kegs of cummando hash beer and hobo veg. Chili(vegetable-based hobo). Bring a dish, wine, and other hobo foods to share with holiday cheer!

Virgins-yes please (free)

Dogs-leashed, just like virgins

Cranium lamps/head gear-Yes, it may get dark. Who said head?

On-after-chez cummando and fleshflaps (keg beer and chili, bring a snack or something to drink!) crash space available if yer too drunk to drive or pass out or whatever…

Ps- anyone remember when fleshy and I did this trail (#8 I believe)?*  It was epic and you either loved us or hated us-it was our virgin trail and we wanted to impress-either way, same applies here, this will be fun and mildly long but with lots of booze and shit to keep you distracted from the cold harsh holiday hobo existence that you are experiencing.

Respectfully submitted,

Flesh Flaps and Cummando Cobbler

*Ed: It was Trail #13, also December 15, but 2012.


Hares: Flesh Flaps and Cummando Cobbler
Location: Barry park parking lot, Westcott and meadow brook
Start Time: 1:69 PM (AKA 2:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $5 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: Holiday Hobo Hash
On-After: Chez cummando and fleshflaps

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

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