Trail #407: Dyngus Day Hash


Monday - April 22, 2019 - 6:09 pm

It’s time for SOH4’s 75th ANnuAL DYNGUS DAY hash! Yes, that’s right! It’s that time of the year where boys sprinkle girls they fancy with water and girls strike back with a pussy willow branch, because there ain’t no party like a dyngus day party because a dyngus day party is the most random excuse to drink there is! giggle giggle giggle Anderson Cooper

So gather up your pussywillows and cum join Butt Her Balls and Cousin Doesn’t Count at 5:69 behind the Big Lots in Mattydale! On-After will be at Woody’s Jerkwater Pub.

Trail may be a lota wet (gotta find those pussywillows!) so bring a change of fashion, towel, and possibly coverup for all the pussy willow welts you’ll be getting. Noggin illumination also recommended for those not yet outfitted with nigh vision. Virgin-legged creatures must be leashed. TBD if cops will show up for our triumphant return to the Matty of Dales.

On-thank you you crazy Poles-On


Hares: Butt Her Balls
Location: Behind Big Lots, Roxboro Rd, Mattydale
Start Time: 5:69 PM (AKA 6:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $5 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: Dyngus Day
On-After: Woody's Jerkwater

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

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