Trail #449: 5th Anal Krampus Trail


Saturday - December 7, 2019 - 2:09 pm

Saturday is a Kramphash Day!!!!!!!!

Kum one kum all to the fifth year of flogging
The weather is cold
People are kranky
Retribution is neigh
It’s KRAMPHASH 2019!!!!!!!!!!!

Dog and virgin friendly with leashes.

On-after-Krampus party and chez Cummando and Fleshys house
All the naughty wicked wankers will get what they deserve!
And what do you deserve? Kreepy Kostumes, strong Krampus beer, and getting whipped (In a good way) by Krampus!

On-After detrails:
There will be veggie chilli, but please bring tasty food/drinks to share for potluck style festivities!
Seasonal home brews, yum!
Krampus BIER!!!
Autumn Hopkin wild seasonal
Kostume prize giveaways!
Dancing dancing dancing
Crunching of bones!

Crash space always available to half minds and muggles alike(on after open to muggles btw)….


Hares: Cummando Cobbler & Flesh Flaps
Location: Tops parking lot at Nottingham Plaza Hash will start in back parking lot.
Start Time: 1:69 PM (AKA 2:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $5 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: Cum in your best Krampus costume!
On-After: Chez Cummando and Fleshy (2202 E Colvin St)

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

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