Trail #451: Ass Full’s Short ‘N Shitty Live Trail


Saturday - December 14, 2019 - 1:09 pm

In the absence of superior alternatives, Ass Full will set a short and shitty live trail. It will be short. It will be shitty. It will be live. It will be a trail.


Hares: Ass Full of White Man
Location: Dwyer Memorial Park (AKA Little York Park)
Start Time: 12:69 PM - NOTE EARLIER TIME! (AKA 1:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $5 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: I don't know? Dress shorter, shittier, or liver than usual?
On-After: ONCO Fermentations (right off the exit in Tully)

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

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