Trail #249: Operator Hash


Saturday - January 14, 2017 - 2:00 pm

Bro, do you even Operate?

This is your day, all y’all secret squirrels, AirSofters, and call center cummandos… Drag out yer operator kit and let’s roll up those tango coolers. Add a boonie cap and Oakleys to your lumbersexual beard… and bam: major-league door-kicker! Shemaghs welcome, black metal not so much. Prize for most tacti-cool (but let’s not scare the public). Consult this helpful video.

Insider nollij: it’s a quarry, dogs can (mostly) run free and we won’t be on roads.


Hares: Drunk in the Truck and You Light Up My Wife!
Location: Split Rock Quarry Limited parking, maybe room for fifteen cars along Onondaga Blvd.
Start Time: 1:69 PM (AKA 2:00 pm)
Hash Cash: $5 or Hash Cash (Virgins/first-timers are free!)
Theme: Special Ops
On-After: Asil's Pub (most likely...)

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

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