Trail #524: STAND BACK, WE’RE GOING INTO LABOR!


Monday - September 6, 2021 - 2:09 pm

What: A Labor Day romp with food, drinks, and unfortunately all of you.

What to bring: A potluck dish to share at the on-after BBQ***, dry shoes for the on-in, a vessel for pre, post, and on-trail beverage options, anything special you’d like to imbibe at aforementioned BBQ, an epidural needle the length of your arm, a “go bag,” a list of people to call after the delivery to say if it’s a boy, girl, or puppy (please be puppy, PLEASE be puppy,) a book on Lamaze breathing, some smug bastard who just stands there and screams the word “PUUUUSHHH!” over and over, tons of expletives to throw around the delivery room, and the sneeeeeaky suspicion that maybe the hares have an egregious misunderstanding of the phrase “Labor Day.”

***PLEASE rego early, if you can. We want to make sure there is enough food, liquor, and beer available for everyone, so it’s very much in your best interest to rego below.

If you don’t want to register online, or if you’d rather pay $5 in sweaty hash cash in person due to “wanted by the law” reasons, we get it. We would appreciate it, however, if you shot an email to Skank, at [email protected], prior to Sunday the 5th, so we can plan for your noms and guzzle guzzle pleasure…….(But you’re still not going to be invited to this confusing and imaginary baby’s Gispert christening, so don’t even THINK about it!)

Please Rego in advance by clicking “add to cart” below.

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Hares: Lady Kale Krotch & Walk the Skank
Location: Pratt's Falls Park in the main parking lot, next to the bathrooms. (#Class.)
Start Time: 1:69 PM - Hares leave soonish after that…. kinda. (AKA 2:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $6 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: Labor!
On-After: BBQ!

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

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