Trail #526: I’m Holding It For A Friend


Monday - September 20, 2021 - 6:09 pm

Inanimate object trail. Bring a thing. That is all.

Prizes for many categories, including ‘largest/most girth’, ‘best matches your outfit’, ‘heaviest (aka this seemed like a funny idea at one time)’, ‘most hash appropriate (aka least appropriate)’, and ‘what is that and where the f did you even find it?’
Join us in the village of Jordan (swoosh) where we will try to avoid suspicion of being a looting mob while running around with various inexplicable objects. Celebrate the harvest moon while holding for a friend.

Double-trouble Monday full moon trail! It will be two trails in one, but really only about 0.69 total trails. Normal Monday trail start time (5:69) but it will get dark and the moon should light your way. Please bring lights in case lunar illumination is insufficient.

Please bring:

  • your object
  • vessels
  • whistles
  • vissels?
  • bug spray
  • virgin(s)
  • cranially mounted illumination devices
  • more bug spray

Dog friendly (must have their own objects), normal-ish trail distance, more shiggy than the bash.

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Hares: Krusty Shorts & Strawberry Gum Job
Location: Family Dollar/Library parking lot in Jordan
Start Time: 5:69 PM (AKA 6:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $6 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: Bring a thing
On-After: Wayside Irish Pub

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

Upcumming Trails:

Monday - April 22, 2024: Trail #696: Full Moon / Pink Moon

Monday - April 29, 2024: Trail #697: The Seneca Survivors

Monday - May 6, 2024: Trail #698: 698

Monday - May 13, 2024: Trail #699: Happy Ending of the 69's

Monday - May 20, 2024: Trail #700: The 700 Club

Thursday - May 23, 2024: Trail #701: Full Moon / Flower Moon

Monday - May 27, 2024: Trail #702: Mammorial Day

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