Trail #568: Suburbia


Monday - May 16, 2022 - 6:09 pm

Robe Up! Time for a little stroll through suburbia.

Calling all soccer moms, Karens, angsty rebellious teens, weekend warriors, and robed up dad bods! Come dressed and ready to ‘fit in’ where everyone knows everything about everyone… or do they? Take a tour of the real underbelly of suburban life. Learn why day drinking is a pastime and who the Joneses are and why the hell you have to keep up with them.

Keep all virgins and dogs leashed – daddy’s been on his business trip a little too long and the housewives are getting randy.

And what is a trip to the burbs without an on-after at Tully’s for some of ‘The Best Chicken Tenders on Earth’?

Mostly pavement, shiggy level 2.69 and a water crossing. Woo! Bring a change of shoes.

 

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Hares: Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum
Location: Fairmount Fair Parking Lot behind Michael’s (next to 5 Guys)
Start Time: 5:69 PM (AKA 6:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $7 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: Suburbia
On-After: Tully’s Good Times in Fairmount

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

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