#145: Cammalingus Eunuch Whorefest!
Wankers, wankees and wankettes! Let us frolic through the bushy glades and fleshy Vales of Camillus Unique Forest for the Cammalingus Eunuch Whorefest! Need not be Ball-Less to partake in said expedition but it would be one less piece of your body to be PRICKED by the shiggy overgrowth.
Since this is a whorefest: Attire in the tradition of Woodland Wench or Prairie Pimp is encouraged! Elven whores of all genders will receive special treatment! Best costume will receive something as of yet undecided bit a booty, SWAG or alcoholic beverage!
So don your assless chaps and you crotchless panties and make haste!
Bug spray and shiggy socks recommended.
Hares: Just Bill, Keyhole, and Six From Behind
Hash Time: 5:69 HST (6 p.m.)
Hash Cash: $5 / virgins free
Trail: Shiggy. Long socks will be appreciated
ON-After: Asil’s Pub
*Note: Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.
Register Today! The First Anal Joint SOH4-FCH3 Weekend in the Woods will be held Friday, July 31- Sunday, August 2! The theme for the weekend is PHALLUS IN CUNTERLAND! Your $79.79 rego includes food, beer, beer, beer, and beer, and trail. Plenty of tent space available for any and all. Showers and a pond are on the property, but there is a no dog policy in place. Do not miss this awesome opportunity!! Register today in the Hash Store. Price will go up closer to the event!
First hash? YAY! We’re so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.
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