On-On the twelfth day of Hashmas, the MAD Ho gave to me a bunch of Creepy Santas
On-On the eleventh day of Hashmas, the MAD Ho gave to me some really Sketchy Elves
On-On the tenth day of Hashmas, the MAD Ho gave a Reindeer on a Boob
On-On the ninth day of Hashmas, the MAD Ho gave to me some really Ugly Sweaters
On-On the eighth day of Hashmas, the MAD Ho gave to me absolutely No Virgins
On-On the seventh day of Hashmas, the MAD Ho gave to me an R69
On-On the sixth day of Hashmas, the MAD Ho gave to me a waterfront Picture Check
On-On the fifth day of Hashmas, the MAD Ho gave to me a completely missed J-Check
On-On the fourth day of Hashmas, the MAD Ho gave to me a special Beer Shot Stop
On-On the third day of Hashmas, the MAD Ho gave to me a couple of Beer Nears
On-On the second day of Hashmas, the MAD Ho gave to me more than five miles of Snowless Trail
On-On the first day of Hashmas, the MAD Ho gave to me a Hunter in a Tree Stand
Respectfully submitted,
Came with a Fake Name
