If you come hashing, you might get drunk. We all look out for each other, but what do we say before every hash? No matter what happens, it’s my own fucking fault. Some things to keep in mind:

  • Don’t drink and drive. Cabs are cheap. DUI’s aren’t. As a group we have many couches, and most likely someone will drive you home. And if your Hash Cash was the last $5 your parents let you have, just ask a hare to borrow a few bucks.
  • Look both ways when crossing the street. Seriously- most drivers aren’t expecting drunken fools to come barreling out of the woods.
  • Know your limits. If you must pass out, wait ’til the On-After. Don’t get lost in the woods or a vacant apartment.
  • Wrap your wiener. Beer goggles might come free with hashing, but childcare does not.