Taking our hash downtown was not exactly what people would call a “good idea” but the hares decided it was worth it. Now known as the “Could It Rain Any F*cking Harder?” Hash, our first foray into downtown was capped off with free beer at an awesome bar, and some great new names!
SOH4 is now pleased to introduce Turtle Dick, Dr. Camel Shrinker and Teat Tease!
Also wanted to shout out to one of the Virgins who was confused by our simple sign in sheet. Where it asks for your MOTHER GIVEN NAME, he wrote his mother’s full name. Half-minds, people.
Hash Stats: 27 hashers (11 virgins)
Hares: Turtle Dick, Dr Camel Shrinker, Teat Tease