An acrostic for our Flour Conservation Hash…
Frosty conditions met our hashers on this the 24th Hash of SOH4 in Clay Park, May 13, 2013
Loudly their teeth clattered as hares Ass Full of White Man and Just Matteo gave chalk talk
Only the Turtle-sized penis with Turtle-sized balls drawn in flour gave our kennel pause
Unknowing virgins three introduced themselves, unaware of the calamity that was to befall them
Rochester’s own Virginator and Lopsided Labia were welcomed as guests as the kennel set off
Covering ground quickly, the hashers run into the shiggy, in search of beer, shots and flour
On the lookout for the scarcely-laid flour, they fight off prickers and vines and splash through mud
Now, what’s this, the pack soon finds the promised Shot Stop behind a playground set
Slugging back blackberry brandy, they fulfilled Stiffy Lube’s song assignment in an atrocious manner
Emerging from his tree perch, PA joined the pack as flour led them across a road into a neighborhood
Riotous laughter by our hares interrupted our quest, as they call us back into the right direction
Very soon there was another surprise: beer!! found at the BN in an apocalyptic-looking field
Appearing late to the BN were some sorry hashers who followed two dots to nothingness…
To the next BN we go! Foiled soon after by a very long BC8 that fools us all into running quite a long way
Into the land of the power lines we run, and find the second promised beer cooler! Hashers pee with joy
Over the last stretch to On-In, Just Matteo helps Tough Knees by promptly dropping her into the creek
Nearby, stupid hashers follow a stupid hare and stupid Kickstand, into a chilly ankle-deep swamp
Here we come to circle, hashers in various states of coldness, wetness, and smelliness
As Slip pathetically doles accusations and attempts to lead the kennel in drinking songs
Sun sets and cold sets deeper as Just Matteo is interviewed and named: introducing Weak Knees
Happy, filthy hash dog Lincoln becomes Puddle Humper, and Vomit Comet eats flour cum in joy
…And the Hash went in peace
Respectfully submitted,
Slip and Swallow
