When: Saturday, July 15 – Trail at 1pm – Beer, bonfire, food, swimming, and camping to follow. It may be a good idea to arrive around 12pm to have ample time to set up a tent and drink some beer before trail.
Hares: Ass Full of White Man, Harry CockHer, DangaWuss, Daddy Cornhole, Cummazing?
Directions: (from the North) Take I-81 South, take exit 13 at Preble, right onto Rt 281 and drive 7.6 miles, right onto Rt 41 and drive 2.6 miles, left onto Houghton Hill (just after the intersection of 41A), drive up the hill for .8 miles, the pond will be an unpaved driveway on the right.
Trail: Trail will be about 4-6 miles and will involve plenty of shiggy and plenty of beer. There will not be a walker trail, but shortcuts are a possibility.
Beer: We’ll have a couple kegs for circle and part of the evening, as well as plenty of beer for trail. Bring some extra beverages to share if you intend to stay after the hash.
Food: We’ll have some pasta salads, candied bacon, hot dogs, sweet corn, orange food, and muffins for Sunday morning. We may also have a grill of some sort so we can cook food quicker (maybe this year we’ll have a grill and light it too!). Feel free (but not obligated) to bring anything else to contribute that can be cooked over an open campfire, grilled or stored in a cooler.
Hash Cash: $20 for first 35 regos, then $25 after that (and if there are any spots left day of). Regos will be limited to 50-ish half-minds, AKA approximately the number of people that fit on a hay wagon. It really helps if you rego in advance so we have the right amount of food and beer!
Dogs: Please leave your mutts at home!
If you intend to stay overnight you should bring: beer to share, a tent (or some other place to sleep), a bathing suit (optional), bug spray, sunscreen, and other shit to cook if you so desire. I would suggest showing up early and setting your tent before trail. People are also welcome to come just for trail (or just for the shenanigans after trail).
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|4||Mayan Ass Bleeds||Flour City H3|
|5||Snidley Whipass||Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4|
|6||Bumper Thumper||Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4|
|7||Table It||Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4|
|8||Tri Anything||Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4|
|9||2 Can Bone Her||Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4|
|10||Snow Me a Blowman||Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4|
|11||Free Cuntry||Flour City H3|
|12||Lady Kale Krotch||Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4|
|13||Uncle John||Flour City H3|
|14||Dr. Camel Shrinker||Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4|
|15||Turtle Dick||Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4|
|16||Pink Penalty||Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4|
|17||Utica Chub||Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4|
|18||Pastorbator||Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4|
|19||Deer Near||Utica Better Than Nothing H3|
|20||One Trick Dick||Utica Better Than Nothing H3|
|21||Golden Snowball||Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4|
|22||Fleshlight||Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4|
|23||Drunk in the Trunk||Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4|
|24||Sperm Whale||Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4|
|25||Three Dog Night||Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4|
|26||FuckWOD||Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4|
|27||Fifty Shades of Glaze||Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4|
|28||Copulator||Flour City H3|
|29||Captain Crunch||Flour City H3|
|30||Dry Spell||Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4|
|31||Anal-yze This||Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4|
|32||Chunks & Dunks||Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4|
|35||Just Megan||Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4|
|37||Pepe le Poo||Ithaca H3|
|38||Pink Taco||Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4|
|39||Vagiantalia||Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4|
|40||Honey Boo Boo||Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4|
|41||Altered Boy||Boston H3|
|42||Shimmy Shimmy Bang Bang||Aloha H3|
|44||Beaver Creeper||Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4|
|45||Cuntess of Roadwhoristan||Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4|
|46||Rickety Shitter||Flour City H3|