Homer Campout Hash 2017

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The Fifth Anal Homer Campout Hash will be on Saturday, July 15th. The hares will offer a longish trail over hill and vale, with plenty of beer and shenanigans along the way. After circle, the shindig will continue with beer, swimming, campfire, food, and more beer!  Weary hashers are also welcome to pitch a tent (heh!) and stay the night.

First 35 regos are only $20, after that the price goes up to $25

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When: Saturday, July 15 – Trail at 1pm – Beer, bonfire, food, swimming, and camping to follow.  It may be a good idea to arrive around 12pm to have ample time to set up a tent and drink some beer before trail.

Hares: Ass Full of White Man, Harry CockHer, DangaWuss, Daddy Cornhole, Cummazing?

Location: Maple Slope Farm, Houghton Hill Rd, Homer, NY

Directions:  (from the North) Take I-81 South, take exit 13 at Preble, right onto Rt 281 and drive 7.6 miles, right onto Rt 41 and drive 2.6 miles, left onto Houghton Hill (just after the intersection of 41A), drive up the hill for .8 miles, the pond will be an unpaved driveway on the right.

Trail: Trail will be about 4-6 miles and will involve plenty of shiggy and plenty of beer.  There will not be a walker trail, but shortcuts are a possibility.

Beer: We’ll have a couple kegs for circle and part of the evening, as well as plenty of beer for trail.  Bring some extra beverages to share if you intend to stay after the hash.

Food: We’ll have some pasta salads, candied bacon, hot dogs, sweet corn, orange food, and muffins for Sunday morning.  We may also have a grill of some sort so we can cook food quicker (maybe this year we’ll have a grill and light it too!).  Feel free (but not obligated) to bring anything else to contribute that can be cooked over an open campfire, grilled or stored in a cooler.

Hash Cash: $20  for first 35 regos, then $25 after that (and if there are any spots left day of).  Regos will be limited to 50-ish half-minds, AKA approximately the number of people that fit on a hay wagon.  It really helps if you rego in advance so we have the right amount of food and beer!

Dogs: Please leave your mutts at home!

If you intend to stay overnight you should bring: beer to share, a tent (or some other place to sleep), a bathing suit (optional), bug spray, sunscreen, and other shit to cook if you so desire. I would suggest showing up early and setting your tent before trail. People are also welcome to come just for trail (or just for the shenanigans after trail).


Rego List:

Hash Name
1Sheep DateFlour City H3
2Brown Eye of the TigerFlour City H3
3Came With a Fake NameSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
4Mayan Ass BleedsFlour City H3
5Snidley WhipassSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
6Bumper ThumperSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
7Table ItSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
8Tri AnythingSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
92 Can Bone HerSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
10Snow Me a BlowmanSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
11Free CuntryFlour City H3
12Lady Kale KrotchSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
13Uncle JohnFlour City H3
14Dr. Camel ShrinkerSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
15Turtle DickSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
16Pink PenaltySyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
17Utica ChubSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
18PastorbatorSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
19Deer NearUtica Better Than Nothing H3
20One Trick DickUtica Better Than Nothing H3
21Golden SnowballSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
22FleshlightSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
23Drunk in the TrunkSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
24Sperm WhaleSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
25Three Dog NightSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
26FuckWODSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
27Fifty Shades of GlazeSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
28CopulatorFlour City H3
29Captain CrunchFlour City H3
30Dry SpellSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
31Anal-yze ThisSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
32Chunks & DunksSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
33TwatatouilleIthaca H3
34SpluigiIthaca H3
35Just MeganSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
36SpikeIthaca H3
37Pepe le PooIthaca H3
38Pink TacoSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
39VagiantaliaSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
40 Honey Boo BooSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
41Altered BoyBoston H3
42Shimmy Shimmy Bang BangAloha H3
43Dancing Fool
44Beaver CreeperSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
45Cuntess of RoadwhoristanSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
46Rickety ShitterFlour City H3