Homer Campout Hash 2016


The Fourth Anal Homer Campout Hash will be on Saturday, August 27th. The hares will offer a longish trail over hill and vale, with plenty of beer and shenanigans along the way. After circle, the shindig will continue with beer, swimming, campfire, food, and more beer!  Weary hashers are also welcome to pitch a tent (heh!) and stay the night.

SKU: HOMER2016 Category:


When: Saturday, August 27 – Trail at 1pm – Beer, bonfire, food, swimming, and camping to follow.  It may be a good idea to arrive around 12pm to have ample time to set up a tent and drink some beer before trail.

Hares: Ass Full of White Man, Harry CockHer, DangaWuss, Daddy Cornhole, Cummazing?

Location: Maple Slope Farm, Houghton Hill Rd, Homer, NY

Directions:  (from the North) Take I-81 South, take exit 13 at Preble, right onto Rt 281 and drive 7.6 miles, right onto Rt 41 and drive 2.6 miles, left onto Houghton Hill (just after the intersection of 41A), drive up the hill for .8 miles, the pond will be an unpaved driveway on the right.

Trail: Trail will be about 4-6 miles and will involve plenty of shiggy and plenty of beer.  There will not be a walker trail, but shortcuts are a possibility.

Beer: We’ll have a couple kegs for circle and part of the evening, as well as plenty of beer for trail.  Bring some extra beverages to share if you intend to stay after the hash.

Food: We’ll have some pasta salads, candied bacon, hot dogs, sweet corn, orange food, and muffins for Sunday morning.  This year I also hope to have a grill of some sort so we can cook food quicker.  Feel free (but not obligated) to bring anything else to contribute that can be cooked over an open campfire, grilled or stored in a cooler.

Hash Cash: $18 until August 19, $25 after that (and day of).  Regos will be limited to 50-ish half-minds, AKA approximately the number of people that fit on a hay wagon.  It really helps if you rego in advance so we have the right amount of food and beer!

Dogs: Please leave your mutts at home!

If you intend to stay overnight you should bring: beer to share, a tent (or some other place to sleep), a bathing suit (optional), bug spray, sunscreen, and other shit to cook if you so desire. I would suggest showing up early and setting your tent before trail. People are also welcome to come just for trail (or just for the shenanigans after trail).

Rego List:

Hash Name
1KickstandIthaca H3
2Sperm WhaleSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
3Pom PilotSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
4Pink PenaltySyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
5Snidley WhipassSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
6Lady Kale KrotchSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
7No Child From BehindSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
8Old Cock WatcherSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
9Cock-Or-TwoSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
10Mark SuckerbergFlour City H3
11PastorbatorSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
12Cake with a Fake NameSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
13Pink TacoSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
14VagiantaliaSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
15Self Cock BlockSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
16Dry SpellSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
17Anal-yze ThisSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
18Bumper ThumperSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
19Associates Over VenusSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
20Floppy DicksSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
21Dr. Camel ShrinkerSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
22Turtle DickSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
23Sheep DateFlour City H3
24Brown Eye of the TigerFlour City H3
25Stiffy LubeSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
26Bed RockerSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
27Just CraigSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
28Just SarahSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
292 Can Bone HerSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
30Snow Me a BlowmanSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
31Utica ChubSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
32One Hit-Her Quit-HerWhite House H3 / Flour City H3
33SpikeIthaca H3
34MudmanFlour City H3
35PokahotassSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
36Chunks & DunksSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
37Just JoeIthaca H3
38Honey Boo BooSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
39Blowing Me Roughly with His DongSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
40Boo Berry TitsFlour City H3
41Shark WeekSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
42Bushy CholeraSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
43DeBasmentIthaca H3
44SpluigiIthaca H3
45Just JeremyIthaca H3
46Just JordynFlour City H3
47Rickety ShitterFlour City H3
48Mayan Ass BleedsFlour City H3
49Just JohnIthaca H3
50Altered BoyBoston H3
51Sleeping Booty and the Seven DicksBurlington H3
52Cock SpraySummit H3
53Slip & SwallowSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4

Additional information

Food Preference

Omnivore (Meat!), Vagitarian, Glutard