Description
When: Saturday, August 27 – Trail at 1pm – Beer, bonfire, food, swimming, and camping to follow. It may be a good idea to arrive around 12pm to have ample time to set up a tent and drink some beer before trail.
Hares: Ass Full of White Man, Harry CockHer, DangaWuss, Daddy Cornhole, Cummazing?
Location: Maple Slope Farm, Houghton Hill Rd, Homer, NY
Directions: (from the North) Take I-81 South, take exit 13 at Preble, right onto Rt 281 and drive 7.6 miles, right onto Rt 41 and drive 2.6 miles, left onto Houghton Hill (just after the intersection of 41A), drive up the hill for .8 miles, the pond will be an unpaved driveway on the right.
Trail: Trail will be about 4-6 miles and will involve plenty of shiggy and plenty of beer. There will not be a walker trail, but shortcuts are a possibility.
Beer: We’ll have a couple kegs for circle and part of the evening, as well as plenty of beer for trail. Bring some extra beverages to share if you intend to stay after the hash.
Food: We’ll have some pasta salads, candied bacon, hot dogs, sweet corn, orange food, and muffins for Sunday morning. This year I also hope to have a grill of some sort so we can cook food quicker. Feel free (but not obligated) to bring anything else to contribute that can be cooked over an open campfire, grilled or stored in a cooler.
Hash Cash: $18 until August 19, $25 after that (and day of). Regos will be limited to 50-ish half-minds, AKA approximately the number of people that fit on a hay wagon. It really helps if you rego in advance so we have the right amount of food and beer!
Dogs: Please leave your mutts at home!
If you intend to stay overnight you should bring: beer to share, a tent (or some other place to sleep), a bathing suit (optional), bug spray, sunscreen, and other shit to cook if you so desire. I would suggest showing up early and setting your tent before trail. People are also welcome to come just for trail (or just for the shenanigans after trail).
Rego List:
1 Kickstand Ithaca H3 2 Sperm Whale Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4 3 Pom Pilot Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4 4 Pink Penalty Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4 5 Snidley Whipass Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4 6 Lady Kale Krotch Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4 7 No Child From Behind Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4 8 Old Cock Watcher Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4 9 Cock-Or-Two Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4 10 Mark Suckerberg Flour City H3 11 Pastorbator Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4 12 Cake with a Fake Name Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4 13 Pink Taco Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4 14 Vagiantalia Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4 15 Self Cock Block Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4 16 Dry Spell Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4 17 Anal-yze This Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4 18 Bumper Thumper Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4 19 Associates Over Venus Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4 20 Floppy Dicks Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4 21 Dr. Camel Shrinker Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4 22 Turtle Dick Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4 23 Sheep Date Flour City H3 24 Brown Eye of the Tiger Flour City H3 25 Stiffy Lube Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4 26 Bed Rocker Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4 27 Just Craig Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4 28 Just Sarah Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4 29 2 Can Bone Her Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4 30 Snow Me a Blowman Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4 31 Utica Chub Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4 32 One Hit-Her Quit-Her White House H3 / Flour City H3 33 Spike Ithaca H3 34 Mudman Flour City H3 35 Pokahotass Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4 36 Chunks & Dunks Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4 37 Just Joe Ithaca H3 38 Honey Boo Boo Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4 39 Blowing Me Roughly with His Dong Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4 40 Boo Berry Tits Flour City H3 41 Shark Week Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4 42 Bushy Cholera Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4 43 DeBasment Ithaca H3 44 Spluigi Ithaca H3 45 Just Jeremy Ithaca H3 46 Just Jordyn Flour City H3 47 Rickety Shitter Flour City H3 48 Mayan Ass Bleeds Flour City H3 49 Just John Ithaca H3 50 Altered Boy Boston H3 51 Sleeping Booty and the Seven Dicks Burlington H3 52 Cock Spray Summit H3 53 Slip & Swallow Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4