Homer Campout Hash 2019

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The Seventh Homer Campout Hash will be held on August 17-18.

Saturday will feature a longish trail over hill and vale, with plenty of beer and shenanigans along the way. After circle, the shindig will continue with beer, swimming, campfire, food, and more beer!  Weary hashers are also welcome to pitch a tent and stay the night.  Sunday’s trail will be of more moderate length, just up the road in Bear Swamp, and is included in this rego.

Regos cost $25 until August 9th, after which the price jumps to $30.

SKU: HOMER2019 Category:


Rego includes trails on Saturday and Sunday, along with accompanying food and booze.



When: Saturday, August 17 – Trail at 1pm – Beer, bonfire, food, swimming, and camping to follow.  It’s recommended to arrive around 12pm to have ample time to set up a tent and drink some beer before trail.

Hares: Ass Full of White Man, Harry CockHer, DangaWuss, Daddy Cornhole

Location: Maple Slope Farm, Houghton Hill Rd, Homer, NY

Directions:  (from the North) Take I-81 South, take exit 13 at Preble, right onto Rt 281 and drive 7.6 miles, right onto Rt 41 and drive 2.6 miles, left onto Houghton Hill (just after the intersection of 41A), drive up the hill for .8 miles, the pond will be an unpaved driveway on the right.

Trail: Trail will be about 4-6 miles and will involve plenty of shiggy and plenty of beer.  There will not be a walker trail, but shortcuts are a possibility.

Beer: We’ll have a couple kegs for circle and part of the evening, as well as plenty of beer for trail.  Bring some extra beverages to share if you intend to stay after the hash.

Food: Saturday after trail we’ll have some pasta salads, candied bacon, hot dogs, and orange food.  We may also have a grill of some sort so we can cook food quicker.  Feel free (but not obligated) to bring anything else to contribute that can be cooked over an open campfire, grilled or stored in a cooler.  We’ll also provide breakfast on Sunday.

Hash Cash: $25 until August 9, then $30 after that (including any day-of regos).  Regos will be limited to 50-ish half-minds, AKA approximately the number of people that fit on a hay wagon.

Dogs: Please leave your mutts at home!

If you intend to stay overnight you should bring: a tent (or some other place to sleep), a bathing suit (optional), bug spray, sunscreen, and other shit to cook if you so desire. I would suggest showing up early and setting your tent before trail. People are also welcome to come just for trail (or just for the shenanigans after trail).


Sunday’s trail will also be an official Ithaca trail, so you’ll have double the pleasure.  Trail will be A to A+ and there will be a swimming option at the end.

Trail Location: Bear Swamp, Curtin Rd parking lot, about 15 minutes from the campout.

Hash Cash: Included in Homer rego, or $5 if you just come for the Sunday trail

Time: 10:69AM.

Hares: Kickstand & co-hares


Rego List:

Hash Name
1No Child From BehindSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
2Self Cock BlockSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
3KickStandIthaca H3 / Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
4Lady Kale KrotchSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
5Amazonian Cock TrumpetFlour City H3
6CopulatorFlour City H3
7Captain CrunchFlour City H3
8Krusty ShortsSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
9ClitorhandsFlour City H3
10Shiggy ShamanIthaca H3
11Chunks & DunksSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
12FuckWODSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
13Wet NurseSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
14Pink PenaltySyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
15Cums Ready to RideSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
16Minùte ManSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
17Snidely WhipassSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
18Butt Her BallsSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
19Hits You In The Back Of The ThroatSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
20Cum CupSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
21Shark WeekSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
22Bushy CholeraSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
23One Hit-Her Quit-HerWhite House H3
24Pedal Feel YaFlour City H3
25Color Me Drunk DrunkSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
26Cool Hand PukeSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
27CockmunionFlour City H3
28Just DevanFlour City H3
29One & DoneSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
30PastorbatorSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
31Utica ChubSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
32SpikeIthaca H3
33Pepe le PooIthaca H3
34Dick DusterSnowblinders H3
35Just MickSnowblinders H3
36Famous AnusSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
37Came With a Fake NameSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
38Master BasterIthaca H3
39Porcelain GoddessIthaca H3
40Just JenSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
41Dr. Camel ShrinkerSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
42Turtle DickSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
43Butt Floss Ithaca H3
44Broke Back ChairieSnowblinders H3
45Just TJSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
46Rocko SuaveFlour City H3
47Rickety ShitterFlour City H3
48Ewe Infected MeBethel H3
49Don't Tell DaddySyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
50Cummazing?Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
51Mayan Ass BleedsFlour City H3
52It Burns!Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
53Dancing Fool
54Thank You, Cum AgainIthaca H3
55Sperm WhaleSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
56Over the HillaryIthaca H3