Homer Campout Hash 2019

$30.00 $25.00


The Seventh Homer Campout Hash will be held on August 17-18.

Saturday will feature a longish trail over hill and vale, with plenty of beer and shenanigans along the way. After circle, the shindig will continue with beer, swimming, campfire, food, and more beer!  Weary hashers are also welcome to pitch a tent and stay the night.  Sunday’s trail will be of more moderate length, just up the road in Bear Swamp, and is included in this rego.

Regos cost $25 until August 9th, after which the price jumps to $30.

SKU: HOMER2019 Category:


Rego includes trails on Saturday and Sunday, along with accompanying food and booze.



When: Saturday, August 17 – Trail at 1pm – Beer, bonfire, food, swimming, and camping to follow.  It’s recommended to arrive around 12pm to have ample time to set up a tent and drink some beer before trail.

Hares: Ass Full of White Man, Harry CockHer, DangaWuss, Daddy Cornhole

Location: Maple Slope Farm, Houghton Hill Rd, Homer, NY

Directions:  (from the North) Take I-81 South, take exit 13 at Preble, right onto Rt 281 and drive 7.6 miles, right onto Rt 41 and drive 2.6 miles, left onto Houghton Hill (just after the intersection of 41A), drive up the hill for .8 miles, the pond will be an unpaved driveway on the right.

Trail: Trail will be about 4-6 miles and will involve plenty of shiggy and plenty of beer.  There will not be a walker trail, but shortcuts are a possibility.

Beer: We’ll have a couple kegs for circle and part of the evening, as well as plenty of beer for trail.  Bring some extra beverages to share if you intend to stay after the hash.

Food: Saturday after trail we’ll have some pasta salads, candied bacon, hot dogs, and orange food.  We may also have a grill of some sort so we can cook food quicker.  Feel free (but not obligated) to bring anything else to contribute that can be cooked over an open campfire, grilled or stored in a cooler.  We’ll also provide breakfast on Sunday.

Hash Cash: $25 until August 9, then $30 after that (including any day-of regos).  Regos will be limited to 50-ish half-minds, AKA approximately the number of people that fit on a hay wagon.

Dogs: Please leave your mutts at home!

If you intend to stay overnight you should bring: a tent (or some other place to sleep), a bathing suit (optional), bug spray, sunscreen, and other shit to cook if you so desire. I would suggest showing up early and setting your tent before trail. People are also welcome to come just for trail (or just for the shenanigans after trail).


Sunday’s trail will also be an official Ithaca trail, so you’ll have double the pleasure.

Trail Location: Tentatively planned for Bear Swamp, 7 miles North of Saturday’s trail location

Time: 11:69AM.

Hares: Kickstand & co-hares


Rego List:

Hash Name
1No Child From BehindSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
2Self Cock BlockSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
3KickStandIthaca H3 / Syracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
4Lady Kale KrotchSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
5Amazonian Cock TrumpetFlour City H3
6CopulatorFlour City H3
7Captain CrunchFlour City H3
8Krusty ShortsSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
9ClitorhandsFlour City H3
10Shiggy ShamanIthaca H3
11Chunks & DunksSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
12FuckWODSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
13Wet NurseSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
14Pink PenaltySyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
15Cums Ready to RideSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
16Minùte ManSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
17Snidely WhipassSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
18Butt Her BallsSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
19Hits You In The Back Of The ThroatSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
20Cum CupSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
21Shark WeekSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
22Bushy CholeraSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
23One Hit-Her Quit-HerWhite House H3
24Pedal Feel YaFlour City H3
25Color Me Drunk DrunkSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
26CockmunionFlour City H3
27Just DevanFlour City H3
28One & DoneSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
29PastorbatorSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4
30Utica ChubSyracuse On-On-Dog-A H4