Trail #365: Blinded with Science Hash
Monday - September 10, 2018 - 6:09 pm
Update: Slight change! Use the West entrance.
Good news, everybody!
In honor of the 10th anniversary of the Large Hadron Collider powering up, your hares Ichiball, Famous Anus, and Just Matt will be blinding you with science!
My meteorological predictions anticipate ideal conditions for observing the endangered American Hart’s Tongue Fern, as well as snails, salamanders, and other hydrophilic fauna.
We encourage you all to observe our rule, “Safety Third,” by wearing your personal protective equipment. This includes lab coats, safety goggles, shiggy socks, headlamps or flashlights, and leashes for any canine companions.
*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.
First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.
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