Cum one and all to help us congratulate the bonding of Simba and Cock Possible! Expect a hilly trail with a yet-to-be-determined level of shiggy! Cum see out of towners and virgins galore! They made the mistake of inviting any willing from the wedding and we need to make sure they regret it! We’ll air their dirty hash laundry and send them back to Texas with their livers properly disciplined!

4-legged hasher friendly, but please have leashes handy for them, virgins, and subs as we may very well be crossing busy roads!