Trail #399: Wanna See My Wormhole?


Wednesday - March 20, 2019 - 6:09 pm

March is the month of the Worm Moon, so cum out and nightcrawl with us on a romp around Strathmore. Urban with a side of shiggy. There may or not be tequila worms, worm dance moves, gummy worm jello shots and some other squirmy wormy antics. Guaranteed to be more fun than crawling around in the dirt (which we may also do a little bit of).
Dog tested, virgin approved.
Bring your flashlights, fleshlights, cranium lamps- or just let the moonlight guide your way.

Hares: Krusty Shorts, Cool Hand Puke
Location: Woodland Reservoir in Strathmore, there is a small lot but if it fills you can park on S. Geddes St
Start Time: 5:69 PM (AKA 6:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $5 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: Worm Moon
On-After: Limp Lizard

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

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