Trail #401: March MADness Spring Fling


Saturday - March 30, 2019 - 2:09 pm

Join Fakey for some March MADness near Stoney Pond State Forest. We’ll start at the County Forest parking area on the west side of Jones Rd just South of the turnoff to Stoney Pond Rd. It is the only lot on the west side of Jones road. (If coming from RT 20 it’s the lot on RIGHT, after the Stoney Pond campground road. From RT 80 and points south it’s on the left before you get to Stony Pond campground.)

DO NOT GO DOWN STONY POND RD / CAMPGROUND ROAD. It looked like several cars had been stuck.

Expect the possibility of snow, ice, mud, water, and general shiggyness. DRY FOOTWEAR for after STRONGLY RECOMMENDED!!!

Cum in your MADdest attire- MAD scientist? MAD cow? MAD Ho? You decide.

21+ only. $5 to come play. Virgins free! Dog friendly, but carry a leash.


Hares: Came with a Fake Name
Location: Stoney Pond State Forest, County Forest parking area just South of Stoney Pond Rd. It is the only parking lot on the west side of Jones Rd.
Start Time: 1:69 PM (AKA 2:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $5 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: March MADness
On-After:

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

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