Regular trail switches to Monday evenings for April through October.

It’s time for SOH4’s 70th ANnuAL DYNGUS DAY hash! Yes, that’s right! It’s that time of the year where boys sprinkle girls they fancy with water and girls strike back with a pussy willow branch, because there ain’t no party like a dyngus day party because a dyngus day party is the most random excuse to drink there is! (giggle giggle giggle Anderson Cooper)

So gather up your pussy(willows) and cum join Butt Her Balls, Just Laura, and Captain C*ck Cuntroller at 5:69 near the Pizza Hut in East Syracuse!

Trail may be a little wet (gotta find those pussywillows!) so bring a change of fashion, towel, and possibly coverup for all the pussy willow welts you’ll be getting. Virgin-legged creatures must be leashed. Cops have been asked not to show up at circle this time but no promises.

On-thank you you crazy Poles-On