Trail #339: Kickstand, It Burns


Monday - May 7, 2018 - 6:09 pm

Afternoon wankers and wankerettes

Since most of you have already celebrated Cinco de Mayo, we have a double theme for this trail – Melanoma Monday – be sun wary – but it’s also the start of National Clitoris Awareness Week.  Pick your best rendition of these important events!

Trail will commence at 5:69 and is virgin and pet friendly but may need to be leashed on occasion.  Bugs will be out so some  bug spray may be helpful.

Your Aware Hares

It Burns and Kicky

Hares: Kickstand, It Burns
Location: Skaneateles Conservation Area We are returning to the parking area off Gully Rd which is off Old Seneca Turnpike.
Start Time: 5:69 PM (AKA 6:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $5 (Virgins/first-timers are free!)
Theme: Double There Melanoma Monday / National Clitoris Awareness Week
On-After:

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

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