Trail #340: The Mother’s Day After Hash


Monday - May 14, 2018 - 6:09 pm

Watch out for swinging wood and foul balls as you drive to the back side of Maxwell Park. Dress in flowers and cheap perfume! There may be a prize for the best flower arrangement.

You might encounter some shiggy while some pests try to eat you and pollinate your flowers. Bug spray is suggested. Dogs and Virgins should be leashed for parts of this trail.


Hares: Cums Ready to Ride, Minute Man
Location: Maxwell Park
Start Time: 5:69 PM (AKA 6:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $5 (Virgins/first-timers are free!)
Theme: Flowers and Cheap Perfume
On-After: Barbagallo's

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

Upcumming Trails:

Monday - May 26, 2025: Trail #767: Mammorial Day

Monday - June 2, 2025: Trail #768: Rainbow Tutu

Monday - June 9, 2025: Trail #769: 69!


Monday - June 16, 2025: Trail #771: Pickle Hash

Monday - June 23, 2025: Trail #772: Summer Bash (Bike Hash)

Monday - June 30, 2025: Trail #773: TDB

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