Trail #354: The Preggo Hash


Monday - July 16, 2018 - 6:09 pm

Cum bring your knocked up or soon to be knocked up self to SOH4’s first preggo hash! Expect a preggo shiggy level 6 hash with burst water, plenty of satisfactory cravings, and extra unexpected goodies along the way. No condoms required for this hash, here we’re going to celebrate the expected and unexpected throws of passion in life!
Dogs and virgins will require leashes at times.

Hares: Wicked Pissah, Butt Her Balls, Blowing Me Softly, Honey Boo Boo
Location: Old Erie Canal Park in Kirkville/Poolsbrook
Start Time: 5:69 PM (AKA 6:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $5 (Virgins/first-timers are free!)
Theme: Dress as your favorite trimester of pregnancy! Or your paraphilic infantile self!
On-After: CrossRoads Tavern

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

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Monday - June 30, 2025: Trail #773: TDB

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