Trail #394: Cummando’s Birthday Hash

Saturday - February 23, 2019 - 2:09 pm

A few years ago Cummando put on a birthday trail,

He turned 33 years, ran as many miles and drank as many beers,

From kennels near and kennels there,

Many hashers came and paid tribute.

The trail was long (that’s what she said), but after much booze, the hash finished strong.

This hash isn’t quite a reboot,

Butt it’s another February

And Cummando is getting hairy,

His birth-date has Cum-another revolution around the sun,

So gather your best birthday dress,

Your ales, tequilas, scotches and rum!

Cummando is setting trail Saturday,

So Cum cum Cum,

To a trail with little or no stress!

Yes you heard me,

Cum to a light-hearted jaunt,

Cuz Cummando fucked-up his knee.

It’s a ‘short’ trail even if 8-9 is what you want.

On after at chez cummando and Fleshy’s place,

Cum for some beer, food and warm embrace.

Have a kilt to wear,

Make sure your arse is bare!

Bring a snack or special brew,

Cummando and fleshy will provide some of this, chili and chips, some ‘okay beer’ or some dip.

But your tithings and contributions are what makes this party so great,

Your baked goods and snacks-wine bottles and beer celebrations!

Meet in the parking lot

At Barry park(usual spot).

1:69 as per usual hash time


$5 hash cash works best

Bring an ID, and leashed dogs and virgins are free!

Poetically submitted,

Cummando-tore a quad-Cobbler

Hares: Cummando Cobbler
Location: Barry Park
Start Time: 1:69 PM (AKA 2:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $5 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: Cummando's Birthday
On-After: Chez Cummando and Fleshy. Address will be provided at Circle.

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.

First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

Upcumming Trails:

Monday - July 4, 2022: Trail #577: [Need Hares]

Monday - July 11, 2022: Trail #578: [Need Hares]

Wednesday - July 13, 2022: Trail #579: [Full Moon - Need Hares]

Saturday - July 16, 2022: Trail #580: Homer Hash 2022

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