Trail #464: Cummando’s Leap Yeah Hashday!

Saturday - February 29, 2020 - 2:09 pm

Cummm one CummMMMM all to cummando’s birthday-hashday on leap year day! Cum ready to leap into the year Cummando style!

There will be an awesome trail-full of snow and snow(weather forecasts predicts not only snowy snow, butt really really cold snowy snow-snow, so dress accordingly-going Cummando of course is prerequisite). This is also the 36th analversary that VanHalen’s ‘Jump’ hit #1 and stayed there for 5 more weeks. So be ready to Jump or leap thru the snowy shiggy. Trail will be long-short-ish with Turkey-Easy/tough-easy options-though there will be lots and lots of snow I’m told…so maybe a long wintry trek thru the post-apocalyptic Westcott neighborhood is in order… Beer, libations of various varieties and orange food will be flowing for the slim price of $5 hash cash.

Donations requested in the amount of $5+ for cummando’s St. Baldricks fundraising beerd shave are also highly requested and with all donations I will attempt to thank you with a beer in the future…butt you have to donate first, I just take your beer until you do.

Virgins-yes please
Dogs-leashed with virgins
Cranium gear anticipated

On-after-Chez Cummando/Fleshy’s. I’m pretty lazy this year and so will prob just buy some beer and a few pizzas, keep it simple and fun. Feel free to bring some booze, beer or snacks to accommodate your preferences and make more for all to enjoy.

I look forward to celebrating 36 years with you wankers, and if some of you didn’t already know, weather permitting access, I’ll be trying to run all thru the day to reach 36miles for 36 years of being a wanker and half mind (9 leap years if my mom could’ve kept me in a few days longer). Feel free to stop in and join me for a few laps around the neighborhood staring at 6-7ass early in the morning until trail start. Cheers!

Hares: Cummando Cobbler
Location: Barry Park
Start Time: 1:69 PM (AKA 2:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $5 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: Leap Day
On-After: Chez Cummando/Fleshy’s

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.

First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

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Tuesday - June 14, 2022: Trail #573: Strawberry Full Moon

Monday - June 20, 2022: Trail #574: [Krusty Shorts]

Monday - June 27, 2022: Trail #575: Italiano Trail

Monday - July 4, 2022: Trail #576: [Need Hares]

Monday - July 11, 2022: Trail #577: [Need Hares]

Wednesday - July 13, 2022: Trail #578: [Full Moon - Need Hares]

Saturday - July 16, 2022: Trail #579: Homer Hash 2022

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