Trail #465: Half-Ass-Wide Irish Mess


Saturday - March 7, 2020 - 2:09 pm

Ass Wide’s back in town and no one planned a trail, so he said “F*ck it, I’ll throw something together!” Apparently a bunch of you wankers have some r*cist event up on Tipp Hill, so trail will start near their finish line, and hopefully end there back too. So cum join us on Tipp Hill for a poorly planned live trail with loose Irish themes, lots of booze, and whatever shiggy we can find (Is there any shiggy on Tipp Hill?)


Hares: Ass Wide Shut & Just Jenn
Location: Burnett Park near Shamrock Run finish
Start Time: 1:69 PM (AKA 2:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $5 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: loose Irish
On-After: Twin Trees Too

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

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