Trail #465: Half-Ass-Wide Irish Mess
Saturday - March 7, 2020 - 2:09 pm
Ass Wide’s back in town and no one planned a trail, so he said “F*ck it, I’ll throw something together!” Apparently a bunch of you wankers have some r*cist event up on Tipp Hill, so trail will start near their finish line, and hopefully end there back too. So cum join us on Tipp Hill for a poorly planned live trail with loose Irish themes, lots of booze, and whatever shiggy we can find (Is there any shiggy on Tipp Hill?)
Hares: Ass Wide Shut & Just Jenn Location: Burnett Park near Shamrock Run finish Start Time: 1:69 PM (AKA 2:09 pm) Hash Cash: $5 (Virgins/first timers are free!) Theme: loose Irish On-After: Twin Trees Too*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.
First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.
Upcumming Trails:
Monday - June 8, 2026: Trail #837: Return of the Quacker
Monday - June 15, 2026: Trail #838: Rainbow Tutu
Monday - June 22, 2026: Trail #839: Run the Day
Monday - June 29, 2026: Trail #840: Strawberry Full Moon
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