Trail #498: Dyngus Day


Monday - April 5, 2021 - 6:09 pm

It’s time for SOH4’s 69th+1 ANnuAL DYNGUS DAY hash! Yes, that’s right! It’s that time of the year where boys sprinkle girls they fancy with water and girls strike back with a pussy willow branch, because there ain’t no party like a dyngus day party because a dyngus day party is the most random excuse to drink there is! giggle giggle giggle Anderson Cooper

So gather up your pussywillows and cum join Butt Her Balls and Cousin Doesn’t Count at 5:69 in the TOPS parking lot at 1st North St and Pond St!

Noggin illumination recommended for those not yet outfitted with night vision. Virgin-legged creatures must be leashed. All pandemic related safety like social distancing and mask wearing will be followed AND please get vaccinated! Just don’t use a needle you find on trail!

Hash cash MUST be purchased here: https://www.soh4.com/product/pandemic-hash-cash-498/


Hares: Butt Her Balls and Cousin Doesn’t Count
Location: TOPS parking lot at 1st North St and Pond St
Start Time: 5:59 PM (AKA 6:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $6 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: Dyngus Day
On-After:

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

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Monday - May 24, 2021: Trail #505: [Need hares]

Wednesday - May 26, 2021: Trail #506: [I'mGoodGetOnMe]

Monday - May 31, 2021: Trail #507: [Need hares]

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