Trail #510: On-Ontario(South of the Border!) Post-Lube


Monday - June 21, 2021 - 6:09 pm

This trail is not for the faint-of-heart, short-of-patience or weak-of-bladder. Clear your schedule for the evening, and possibly the next day as well. This trail will take place on longest day of the year, it may still not be enough.

Chase your live hares across the rugged and unforgiving Ultra Trail du Mont-Krust!
A (French) Canadian interpretation of the journey to Oz on the yellow brick road- except this one heads straight to Hell and not Oz, not all of the bricks are yellow 😉 and you wish you had a lion nearby so you can be eaten to save yourself further torture.

*Please consult your proctologist before attempting this trail, eh?

Please Rego in advance by clicking “add to cart” below.

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tldr: easy trail, very flat, fairly short, low risk of heart failure, Go Maple Leafs!


Hares: Snidely Whipass and Krusty Shorts
Location: Thornden Park Pool
Start Time: 5:69 PM (AKA 6:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $6 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme:
On-After: Beer Belly Deli or maybe Shifty's now that they are back open, need to check their days/hours- will decide at circle

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

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6:00 pm
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Monday - September 4, 2017    
2:00 pm
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