Trail #518: Ho-lympic Hash


Monday - August 2, 2021 - 6:09 pm

Come frolic and play the O-lymp-Dick way. Join your hairs Table It, Tri Anything, Sailor Blue Moon and Came with a Fake Name at a prestigious aquatic venue on the shores of Oneida Lake. With the Summer Olympics in full swing be ready to bring your inner competitive nature and vie for the coveted Olympic medals. There will be fun, there will be water, there will be beer, there will be competition. Aquatic safe attire and shoes highly recommended. Not really dog friendly. Shiggy level (aquatically speaking) is high.

Get ready for these events:

  • Watch Your Balls
  • Bull Shit Rider
  • Bamb Bamb
  • Beer Mile
  • Tug It Harder
  • Don’t Squirt on your Teammate
  • Flip Cup’um Off
  • Toss your cookies in the Ring.

 

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Hares: Table It, Tri Anything, Sailor Blue Moon and Came with a Fake Name
Location: Oneida Lake South Shore Fishing Access Site in Bridgeport
Start Time: 5:69 PM (AKA 6:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $6 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: Olympics
On-After:

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

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