Trail #525: 2nd Annual Bash


Monday - September 13, 2021 - 6:09 pm

Are you tired of running for your beers? Well then you’re in luck, because this coming Monday we’ll be biking between BNs! But also running, for those 2 wheel-inept types. Standard hash time. Dogs welcome on leashes, tho probably not for biking? I don’t know. i can’t bike with my dog. He’d get me/both of us killed. Good for you if you can bike with your dog. Virgins welcome. What better way to lose your virginity than with a good bash-ing? Trail starts in Liverpool at the cul-de-sac by the lake across from Heid’s.
Recommendations: High visibility attire for bikers. Tail lights, headlights, spare tire, and whatever makes you comfortable on the road. So probably some lube? Whatever helps you get through it. Runners, you’ll be fine.
On after: Limp Lizard/Cobblestone/Retreat. I’ll figure it out before trail.
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Hares: Limp Labium
Location: Cul de Sac below the ball field near the pumping station
Start Time: 5:69 PM (AKA 6:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $6 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: High Viz Attire
On-After: Limp Lizard

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

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