Trail #529: All Falses Are True
Saturday - October 9, 2021 - 2:09 pm
What is truth anyway? After cumming to this trail, you still won’t know. All falses will be true; all arrows will be false. How will the pack know where to go? Let’s find out.
Dog and virgin friendly. We’ll be in the woods during “early bowhunting season” so use proportional caution.
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Hares: Ass Full of White Man Location: Morgan Hill (parking lot on Shackham Road) Start Time: 1:69 PM (AKA 2:09 pm) Hash Cash: $6 (Virgins/first timers are free!) Theme: The Nature of Truth in the Universe On-After: ONCO (they'll have a food truck), or The Nest if that's more the prevailing mood.*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.
First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.
Upcumming Trails:
Monday - June 8, 2026: Trail #837: Return of the Quacker
Monday - June 15, 2026: Trail #838: Rainbow Tutu
Monday - June 22, 2026: Trail #839: Run the Day
Monday - June 29, 2026: Trail #840: Strawberry Full Moon
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