Trail #530: Return of the GoldenFleshBall!


Monday - October 11, 2021 - 5:09 pm

Time to buy your own beer beetches and celebrate the triumphant homecoming of two of SOH4’s favorite wankers, Golden Snowball and Fleshlight! Due to the fortunate scheduling of their hiking trip here on the ‘east coast’, we’ve decided to extend our Monday night gatherings for an additional week! That’s right. We’re going to have a bonus honorarium trail to welcome our fast friends back home for a quick visit and tour of lovely downtown Syracuse.

Please note that the start time for this urban romp will be 5:00 PM on Water Street in front of Bushy’s office. (We want to do this in the daylight.) The Talking Cursive brewery has graciously offered to open their doors for any who would like to pre-lube before we start. (They are normally closed on Monday’s and I need to confirm the exact time with them. I will let you know.) There will be multiple stops along the trail where you will have the opportunity to ‘buy your own beer beetch’. So, if you wish to do so, you will need to bring a little extra cash with you. However, your registration for trail will cover circle beer and SOH4 supplied BN’s and a shot stop.

Trail is all urban streets and sidewalks with a shiggy level of zero. (Feel free to wear your nicest ‘road’ shoes.) The route is on the longish side of short and will include a couple busy road crossings. Please watch out for traffic! Dogs and virgins should be leashed. Bring a headlamp. The on after can be at the Press Room Pub, unless the kennel would like to go somewhere else. It’s up to you folks. See ya’ on Monday!

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Hares: Utica Chub, Pink Penalty, & Three Dog Knight
Location: In Front of Bushy's Office a downtown urban route
Start Time: 4:69 PM (AKA 5:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $6 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: Buy Your Own Beer Beetch
On-After: Press Room Pub

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

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