Trail #539: Krampus


Saturday - December 4, 2021 - 2:09 pm

Krampus is BAAAACCKKKK this year! It’s our sixth annual Krampus celebration!!!! It’s that time of month…you know you got the krampus in you and want to get it out! Let the evil flow heavily at our annual krampus celebration.

Kum hash in your best krampus outfits, whips, chains, and burlap sacks full of naughty children.  There’s a supply chain problem with coal this year, so all you naughty hashers will just be getting whipped and bound (consent of course).

Hares:  Cummando Cobbler, Strawberry Gumjob, Flesh Flaps
When: 1:69
Trail length: approximately 3.69-4.20 miles
Bring: Awesome krampus costumes-this may be our last krampus in awhile!
dry socks and shoes for on-after
Cranium gear: 50/50 chance of needing
Shiggy level: 3/10 weather dependent and T/E options available.
-dogs and virgins on leash- for on-after, dogs and virgins are allowed as long as they can behave.
Hash Cash: $7 (inflation’s a bitch…)

Main party starts at 6pm. Dancing, flogging, bone krunching to ensue.

There WILL BE:
veggie chili
Krampus Bier (high ABV home brew)
non Krampus Beer (also kinda high ABV home brew)
Kostume Prize Giveaways!
DANCING!!!!!
Bring some potluck style foods, other than bone crunched marrow and veggie chili

We will be having prize giveaways for best costumes as well as having a mini-estate sale/giveaway at the party in an attempt to get rid of some of our ‘junk’/ i mean stuff.
So the real question is: to Krampus or nacht to krampus? It’ll be great time, Fleshy is starting a travel job downstate so she will not be available as readily, especially during the week, Krampus is a good way to connect and meet new people! Prost!

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Hares: Cummando Cobbler, Flesh Flaps, and Strawberry GumJob
Location: Barry Park
Start Time: 1:69 PM (AKA 2:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $7 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: Be sure to come in your best krampus themed get-up. Be advised this is a Krampus und Freunde Party, so be prepared to kum in theme or be whipped and flogged as other see fit (consent etc...)
On-After: 1100 Wescott Street (Krampus after party)

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




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