Trail #553: Virgin Alert!
Saturday - February 26, 2022 - 2:09 pm
CumCum one CumCum all – Virgin alert! Hare for the very first time. Will you make it through the wilderness? Cum on the Virgin… hare trail and find out if he is a true half-mind. It might hurt the first time, but it will be worked out with lube along the trail. Cum feel shiny and new at the on-after at the Limp Lizard where it feels so good inside.
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Hares: Wake Me Up Before You Cum Cum Location: Parking Lot by the Western Lights DMV Start Time: 1:69 PM (AKA 2:09 pm) Hash Cash: $7 (Virgins/first timers are free!) Theme: Virgins! On-After: Limp Lizard*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.
First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.
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