Trail #554: Why are you all such a bunch of bums trail?!
Saturday - March 5, 2022 - 2:09 pm
Do you people even like hashing? If no one sets trail, there is no hash. I (UC) will set up something, but you won’t like it. It will be the worst.
Theme: Dress like bums. Bring paper bags to drink out of. Maybe there will be beer. Maybe there won’t. You’re welcome, you bunch of bums.
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Hares: UC and Kicky Location: Burnet Park Start Time: 1:69 PM (AKA 2:09 pm) Hash Cash: $7 (Virgins/first timers are free!) Theme: Bums Out On-After: TBD*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.
First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.
Upcumming Trails:
Monday - June 15, 2026: Trail #838: 9th Annual Rainbow Tutu Trail!
Monday - June 22, 2026: Trail #839: Run the Day
Monday - June 29, 2026: Trail #840: Strawberry Full Moon
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