Trail #561: Cookie Cutter Trail


Monday - April 4, 2022 - 6:09 pm

Join hares SatansCum and LevelZer0 for your first Monday trail of 2022 (barring any full moons). Have you run this kind of trail before? Do you feel like this all feels familiar? That’s probably because it’s a cookie cutter kind of trail.

Fair warning it’s probably not cookie dough on trail expect some mud and there are deer in this area so be tick mindful. Maybe consider head lamp or light for first Monday trail.

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Hares: Satan's Cum & LevelZer0
Location: side back parking lots of Tops on Nottingham Road.
Start Time: 5:69 PM (AKA 6:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $7 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: Cookie cutter
On-After: TBA

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

Upcumming Trails:

Thursday - July 10, 2025: Trail #775: Full Moon Buck Moon

Monday - July 14, 2025: Trail #776: TBD

Monday - July 21, 2025: Trail #777: Italiano Hash

Monday - July 28, 2025: Trail #778: Britney's Back!

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