Trail #564: Dyngus Day


Monday - April 18, 2022 - 6:09 pm

It’s time for SOH4’s ANnuAL DYNGUS DAY hash! Yes, that’s right! It’s that time of the year where boys sprinkle girls they fancy with water and girls strike back with a pussy willow branch, because there ain’t no party like a dyngus day party because a dyngus day party is the most random excuse to drink there is! giggle giggle giggle Anderson Cooper

So gather up your pussywillows and cum join Butt Her Balls and Cousin Doesn’t Count at 5:69 in DeWitt.

Noggin illumination recommended for those not yet outfitted with night vision. Virgin-legged creatures must be leashed.

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Hares: Butt Her Balls & Cousin Doesn't Count
Location: Butternut Drive in DeWitt
Start Time: 5:69 PM (AKA 6:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $7 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: Dyngus Day
On-After:

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

Upcumming Trails:

Monday - May 30, 2022: Trail #570: Mammorial Day

Monday - June 6, 2022: Trail #571: [Ichiball]

Monday - June 13, 2022: Trail #572: Rainbow Tutu

Tuesday - June 14, 2022: Trail #573: Strawberry Full Moon

Monday - June 20, 2022: Trail #574: [Krusty Shorts]

Monday - June 27, 2022: Trail #575: Italiano Trail

Monday - July 4, 2022: Trail #576: [Need Hares]

Monday - July 11, 2022: Trail #577: [Need Hares]

Wednesday - July 13, 2022: Trail #578: [Full Moon - Need Hares]

Saturday - July 16, 2022: Trail #579: Homer Hash 2022

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