Trail #564: Dyngus Day
Monday - April 18, 2022 - 6:09 pm
It’s time for SOH4’s ANnuAL DYNGUS DAY hash! Yes, that’s right! It’s that time of the year where boys sprinkle girls they fancy with water and girls strike back with a pussy willow branch, because there ain’t no party like a dyngus day party because a dyngus day party is the most random excuse to drink there is! giggle giggle giggle Anderson Cooper
So gather up your pussywillows and cum join Butt Her Balls and Cousin Doesn’t Count at 5:69 in DeWitt.
Noggin illumination recommended for those not yet outfitted with night vision. Virgin-legged creatures must be leashed.
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Hares: Butt Her Balls & Cousin Doesn't Count Location: Butternut Drive in DeWitt Start Time: 5:69 PM (AKA 6:09 pm) Hash Cash: $7 (Virgins/first timers are free!) Theme: Dyngus Day On-After:*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.
First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.