Trail #567: The Biggest Loser


Monday - May 9, 2022 - 6:09 pm

Calling all losers- join your hares Not A Kielbasa (NaK) and Erect And Ready (EaR) for a night to remember!

NaK celebrates 2 years (and counting) of suspiciously successful weight loss and is now a whopping 50% of her high school weight- what a huge loser! None of her clothes fit anymore, so let’s make her feel welcome by also wearing the largest and loosest clothes you own. Even if you’re not a big loser yourself, you will certainly need an extra belt notch after running this trail. We all have that pair of clothes that are way too loose that we never wear. Tonight, we wear.

EaR is also down almost 1/8 lb, bringing her total body fat to about -0.3%

Virgin friendly, dog approved, losers of all kinds welcome

Bring:
-maybe bug spray?
-belt
-vessels for safe beer sharing or shot stopping
-big clothes
-whistle
-maybe head lamp?

Don’t bring
-winners
-weiners

Please Rego in advance by clicking “add to cart” below.

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Hares: Not a Kielbasa, Erect and Ready (with help from hoomanz [Krusty Shorts])
Location: Lysander Town Park
Start Time: 5:69 PM (AKA 6:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $7 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: Looser clothes
On-After: Sal's?

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

Upcumming Trails:

Monday - June 24, 2024: Trail #707: TBD

Monday - July 1, 2024: Trail #708: TBD

Monday - July 8, 2024: Trail #709: Table It - 11 Years of Blitzed

Monday - July 15, 2024: Trail #710: TBD

Monday - July 22, 2024: Trail #711: Full Deer Moon

Monday - July 29, 2024: Trail #712: Summer Olympics Wet and Wild Trail

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