Trail #575: Flesh Flaps and Cummando’s Farewell Trail: The Final Cuntdown!


Saturday - June 25, 2022 - 2:09 pm

Hi Wankers, hares and harrierettes alike, half-minds, virgins and dogs, cum join FleshFlaps and Cummando Cobbler as they lay a farewell trail in Syracuse. Why this date? Well, Mondays were already taken, we’re having a going away party anyways, so you should cum run one last trail with us! It’ll be our last weekend in New York for a looooong time!image0.jpeg

Couldn’t make KNURD? dying to get your hash-fix? No problem, have a hashy-grand time with us instead! (Going to knurd?- f@$ck you, you better have fun! We’ll miss ya!) We intend on making the Sunday Strawberry Hash in Ithaca the next day(that’s two days of trail, +Monday’s). It should be an exceptional blast and a great way to finish up an epic hashy weekend. Limited but accommodating crash space available at chez cummando/fleshflaps-safety third! We may be able to show up to another SOH4 trail before we finally depart…but this could be very well be our last hurrah in a while.

Cum commando, show us your best flaps-flesh or otherwise, see you on trail with much rejoicing and jubilation! Safety Third!

Why: because we’re getting the fuck out of Syracuse/CNY and craniuming out West to try the travel healthcare life.
Dogs and virgins- on leash, maybe ok to cum to on after if they are ‘good dogs’ and on leash.
Prob bring bug spray-ticks may be on trail
Safety committee: only if safety is third.

 

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Hares: Cummando Cobbler & Fleshflaps
Location: Barry Park or similar Westcott area
Start Time: 1:69 PM (AKA 2:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $7 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme:
On-After: Cummando and the Flapinator’s-fucking going away party!!!!

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

Upcumming Trails:

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Saturday - September 12, 2026: Trail #855: Red Dress

Monday - September 14, 2026: Trail #856: Pirate Hash

Monday - September 21, 2026: Trail #857: <TBD>

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