Trail #580: Kermit’s Swamp Muppets


Monday - July 18, 2022 - 6:09 pm

Hiya hiya hiya and welcome to The Muppet Show!

This Monday’s trail will be celebrating Kermit’s Swamp Years out at Great (Fozzie) Bear. The theme is Muppets! I want to see everyone in their finest felt, fur, and feathers. Rowlf the dog is welcome and probably doesn’t need a leash.

You may ask, “What’s a Muppet?” We’ll, it’s not quite a mop and it’s not quite a puppet, but man…

Kermit, Piggy, Fozzie, Scooter, Animal, and the rest of The Muppet Show and movie cast: Muppets.
Big Bird, Oscar, Elmo, Cookie, Bert, Ernie and the Sesame Street gang: Muppets
Gobo, Red, Mokey, Boober, Wembley, Marjorie the trash heap, and the rest of Fraggle Rock: Muppets
Cartoon baby Muppets: They’ll make your dreams come true
Donatello, Raphael, Leonardo, Michelangelo, and Splinter from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990): Muppets
The entire Sinclair dinosaur family: I’m the baby gotta love me cuz I’m a Muppet
Yoda in The Empire Strikes Back, Return of The Jedi, and the Phantom Menace: a Muppet
David Bowie in a codpiece: a Muppet
Michael Caine in a dressing gown: a Muppet
Tim Curry dressed as a pirate: a Muppet
The Cat in the Hat, Horton, The Grinch, and any other whos from the Wubbulous World of Dr. Seuss: Muppets
Bear, Pip and Pop, Tutter, and the other residents of the big blue house: Muppets

I have a very special prize for the best Muppet costume. So, are you a man or are you a Muppet?

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Hares: I'mGoodGetOnMe & Ichiball
Location: Great Bear
Start Time: 5:69 PM (AKA 6:09 pm)
Hash Cash: $7 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
Theme: Muppets
On-After: Duskee's Sports Bar & Grill

*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.




First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.

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